Growing Old

You know you are growing old when…

Everything hurts.
and what doesn’t hurt,
doesn’t work.
You feel like the morning after,
but you haven’t been anywhere.
You look forward to a
dull evening.
You need your glasses to
find your glasses.
You sit in a rocking chair
but can’t get it going.
Your knees buckle but
your belt won’t.
You have too much room in the house
but not enough in the medicine cabinet.
You wonder why more people
don’t use this size print!!!  


Be happy, laugh at yourself, and God bless you.